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[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Hi this is your doctor. You should masturbate whenever you feel like it.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

And that's why I can never go to the IHOP ever again.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

On the train and this guy just dropped his phone gonna see what's on it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

*gets a sext while walking past a kindergarten*

Uh oh

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Doctor: you've had a stroke
Patient: how can you tell?
Doctor: from the handshake

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I thought i deleted facebook

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

It's still there sadly. Would be cool if you did.

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