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Also "accessibility" is abbreviated as "a11y" which I think is very charming.

And "two" and "too" both abbreviate to "t1o", which I feel does more to confuse the situation.

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[-] kutt@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m sorry but that isn’t abbreviation, that’s straight up encryption

Edit: ok I was lost, I read the Wikipedia page and it makes sense now lol

i18n: 18 stands for the number of letters between the first i and the last n in the word internationalization

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 21 points 2 months ago

What psychopath invented this nonsense? I want to send them my next therapist bill.

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Some psychopath that loves crosswords.

[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago

N0o one is happy about this.

[-] kutt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah this is total g7h…

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

that’s straight up encryption

If it's one-way and destructive, it's more like a hash value than encryption.

[-] kutt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

True, however when I wrote this I didn't know how it worked and I thought it was reversible :)

I should've seen that t1o could be two or too as well...

[-] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

Wow TIL, I have been staring at i18n for decades and never really investigated what it meant lol

[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

haha same. I went years knowing from technical osmosis that it meant "supporting other languages" but I never knew what it represented or why it had numbers in it. There are so many acronyms in tech I think inevitably some of them fall by the wayside for everyone.

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

motherfucker → m10r
asshole → a5e
buttmonkey → b8y
scumbag → s5g
spankmankerjankwanker → /s(.ank(er)?)*/

[-] persona_non_gravitas@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

buttmonkey → b8y

I'd read b8y as "baby", so absolutely ❤ this. Was this intended, am I an idiot for not reading the others as anything?

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago
[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Still at a loss as to what ""Sk8er Boi" is short for.

[-] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 39 points 2 months ago
[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago
[-] Shadow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Avril didn't make it obvious enough apparently.

[-] Corngood@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

This is actually the least stupid example of this type of abbreviation

[-] JayGray91@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

It still fucking works wtf

My ESL brain is obliterated

[-] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

I'm still working on my first one, apparently :/

There is no "Boo, hiss throws tomato" button, so have an upvote instead xD

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

"Skateboarding Boiler-room."

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

“To” becomes “t0o,” but “too” is “t1o.”

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That would be...what, an ampliviation scheme? (since it's longer than the original word)

A4y, t2s i0s n1t p10y r6e a1d t3s m2h l4r t0o c5e.

[-] doughless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Anyway, this is not practically readable and takes much longer to compose.

(I spent way too long trying to read this, and ended up cheating on the last word.)

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Whoa, that's very impressive! The only one you missed was "p10y," which is in fact "particularly." ("Practically" would be "p9y.") But honestly that's still amazing.

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 2 months ago

is this why transaction is tx?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Hmm, to my knowledge, tx generally means "transmit", as opposed to rx – "receive".

I don't think, there is much logic to it...

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 points 2 months ago

darn. thought i was being smart

[-] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Intrnachnliseishn. Acksessibilitii. Who cares about the letters in between. In english there is no real match between a written word and how it sounds anyway. /s

[-] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This, but unironically.

If the word is understandable, screw the spelling. Descriptivists rise up!

[-] gws@programming.dev 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

\/\/04# d00dz!!!!!!1!!!1one!!

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