There are so many gems in this one, least of which are the bathrooms.

ETA: It has been brought to my attention that San Jose is not, in fact, a neighborhood in LA. Sorry, I'm from Iowa.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/900-Golden-Wheel-Park-Dr-SPACE-78-San-Jose-CA-95112/153223505_zpid/

Each of its five bedrooms take up an entire floor, and a press of the lift button to level 7 can whisk you up to heady heights of the master bedroom.

Standing at 30-metres tall, the mid-north New South Wales coastline can be seen despite the house being about 50 kilometres from the beach.

"Peter's taste was very, very different," he said.

"You had bright red carpet downstairs, a whopping big crystal chandelier and orange couches … Peter was special. It's the only way to put it."

Tracked down a listing for more photos: https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/property-house-nsw-girvan-107571781

It spins both manually and electronically!

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2087-Meade-St,-Detroit,-MI-48212_rb/88642925_zpid/

That'll buff right out.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/891-Woodland-Hls,-Harlan,-KY,-40831_rb/110358746_zpid/

1 image per 17.4 square feet seems excessive.

A lot going on here

And they have a Dale Earnhardt Drive! Why haven't we all already moved there?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4316-Dale-Ernheart-Dr-Terlingua-TX-79852/2061606310_zpid/

Picking a favorite listing is like picking a favorite child. I just can't (it's 2637 Falderman Ave).

https://www.zillow.com/twentynine-palms-ca/

Another one that's not so wild. It's actually kind of the perfect house.

Mansard roof? Check. Tile counters that are impossible to fully clean? Check. Nana & Pop Pop upstairs, musty 70s fuck lair downstairs? Check. A ceiling light that's also somehow a table? Check.

This place has it all!

https://www.zillow.com/homes/13743-50th-Ave-S-Glyndon,-MN-56547_rb/336630147_zpid/

Old but gold

Nothing crazy here. Just a 1967 semi-time capsule in Kansas to get the ball rolling. That fireplace is pretty sick.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7821-Fontana-St-Prairie-Village-KS-66208/75600677_zpid/