I love that even when you build a literal castle on 6.25 acres, you’re still paying an HOA fee.
You just know you’re gonna hear it if you try to repaint the draw bridge or put some heads on spikes.
Hoa fee, no thanks
As a non-US person I have to ask. Is the tone of that overview text normal for Zillow? You'd never get that kind of personality on our Rightmove!
It is not entirely unusual. It really just depends on who you’re selling agent is and if they are good at marketing.
I don’t see machicolations, so I’m not sure how you can call this a legit castle.
A community for connoisseurs to take in bewildering houses, suburban hellscapes, coke mansions, and meth chateaus in all their glory.
Include the Zillow/Redfin/whatever link if possible so we can really take in that wine aunt staging.