I love that even when you build a literal castle on 6.25 acres, you’re still paying an HOA fee.

You just know you’re gonna hear it if you try to repaint the draw bridge or put some heads on spikes.

Hoa fee, no thanks

As a non-US person I have to ask. Is the tone of that overview text normal for Zillow? You'd never get that kind of personality on our Rightmove!

I don’t see machicolations, so I’m not sure how you can call this a legit castle.