[-] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

It’s like one of those pitch meetings where the conversation goes something like this:

  • That would be a bad idea.
  • Yes, but money.
  • I’m not going to do it. Your idea sucks.
  • Yes, but money. Also, I’ll just hire another director who will bend to my will.
  • Oh, ok then. Money it is then.
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well, at least some parts of you are outside the bone prison. Insects don’t have such luck, since the chitin is on the outside and everything else is permanently locked inside the exosekeleton. It’s even in the name: exo = outside. Jellyfish, octopuses, squids, worms, slugs, snails and some sea creatures are pretty lucky in this regard.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

So, maybe Randall assumed that the nanobots had already devoured all the outer other planets completely before finally stopping with Earth.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

To which the answer is: “As high as a kite.. No, wait. Higher. A GPS satellite? No. Even higher. Voyager 1 should be about right.”

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So, is this the right one? At least the colors match, but it doesn’t have any stripes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Those orange and brown stripes remind me this Minecraft cat. Such a beautiful color.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Some popular sayings I've smashed together: "Don't count your omelettes before putting all your eggs in one basket."

Bonus saying: "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it."

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

A best selling author probably isn’t the best writing one. Actually, when the back cover of a book has various praises like that, I consider them a red flag.

Many highly praised business books like that are actually just mostly trash and useless fluff. Good books don’t necessarily get much fame or popularity.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Other people have already given the right answer, so I’ll give the wrong answer.

Kelvin Farad, a unit for measuring something exotic related to capacitance and absolute temperature…. Sounds like something you could use to measure the performance of a hyper-space jump gate in a sci-fi story.

Either that, or simply potassium fluoride. Seriously toxic stuff BTW.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Millionaires own land, commercial buildings, mansions, villas, stocks, bonds, Lamborghinis and yachts that can be pledged as collateral. Banks love to mitigate risks with assets that are easy to liquidate.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Those things are really intuitive, and anyone should be able to understand them. The digital world is completely different and alien, which makes it difficult to think about. People don’t understand it, so they can’t be expected to have a rational opinion about it.

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You only remember the ones where the plot goes totally off the rails, dialogue makes no sense, and acting is just bizarre. Whoever is writing this trash is chronically incapable of producing anything even remotely good. It’s either forgettably mediocre or experimental chaos and pure madness.

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They might also be meaningless internet points. Who knows.

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While I was in the shower, I thought of a brilliant idea! Let’s trigger several smaller volcanic eruptions that release a semi-controlled amount of volcanic ash into other atmosphere. That will cool down the atmosphere, which should buy us some time to fix our carbon emissions.

Then I realized, that doing so would block visible light. Plants need the light to grow, and we need the plants to breathe and eat. Obviously, this is not going to be a long term solution. Oh, and how do you even make sure the volcanic eruption doesn’t spiral out of control and suddenly spew out 50 times the ash we were aiming for. Oh, and volcanoes also spew CO2 and even nastier gases, so… It sounded so good while I was still in the shower. The more I think about it, the worse it gets.

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