I’m feeling Krank. Call a Krankenwagen to take me to the Krankenhaus!

What are you doing volt-san!?

Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.

Arzt: Es ist zu viel Blut in Ihrem Zuckerkreislauf.

Seems like you could quickly tell if he stole a bunch of your cookies.

Ein Löffel für mich, ein Löffel für der Kuchen.

Wenn das Essen explodiert, dann weißt du, dass es fertig ist.

I once asked for a traditional “Mama Mia Margarita” and the whole Italian village chased me away.

Many of these plans were straight out of Loony Tunes.
CIA bro: Okay, so like he enjoys diving…for shells, and we can like put a bomb in the shell.
Some dude in the back: Will that work?
CIA bro: Dude. Can you just. Support me for once!?

I shall build a throne out of the rubble of your civilization.

David Attenborough: Disaster. The self checkout has malfunctioned, causing a massive wave of anxiety for no reason. Scientists believe it’s because he’s “All weird and stuff.”