Both comic artists have some misapprehension about how solidly a plane's wings are attached.... maybe they're Boeings.

Another thing is that if you get past the initial ka-pow! moment, the real issue would be how super are those swimmers? They might work like heat seeking missiles.

I distinctly remember some rendition of Superman where they showed him "shaving" by reflecting his laser/heat vision off of a mirror.

That's the video game song that gets in my head the most.

Interestingly, despite how it's not as good of a song, I probably think about Want You Gone about as often as Still Alive. It doesn't really come through as a song, just the phrases. "Now I only want you gone." "You've got your short sad life left. [...] I'll let you get right to it."

Interesting. If they had said, "What is your absolute favorite track from a racing game?" I would have interpreted the question differently.

You know, that makes a lot more sense than what they actually wrote. You've convinced me that they meant to say what you said instead of what they said.

everyone else is worse

The point is that they weren't portrayed that way in the comic.

I am not enough of an expert in the other fields to compare how stupid those answers are, but the software engineer seems like it is quite different to the others.

For the other professions, it seems to me, as a layman in those fields, that they are applying their own fields' jargon to come up with a silly answer. But in the case of an an off-by-one error, some software engineer had to make an error. They had to be bad at their normal job. The other professions seem like they are simply too good at their normal jobs to have common sense elsewhere. That's why software engineer seems quite different.

It really feels like the parallel answer for software engineers would be something to do with "multiple inheritance" or "mixins".

What do these people have to do with Republicans and Democrats, though? I don't know too much about these actresses, but I just looked them up, and neither of them seem particularly interested in political parties.

The artwork is really poor, so I'll answer you with what I think. People will correct me, because that's the only way to get answers on the internet.

The lady on the top is any one of the numerous conservative women who have had a lot of cosmetic procedures done. I guess she's one that has blonde hair, but otherwise, they're so similar due to their cosmetic procedures that this drawing fails to distinguish them. She's being portrayed as dumb, bragging about her genes despite all the cosmetic work, and confusing "genes" with "jeans".

The lady on the bottom is AOC, drunk off of cheap beer because she used to be a bartender.

The elephant is acting as the straight man, and the donkey is just mindlessly responding by calling the elephant a Nazi.

I'm guessing it is drawn by a conservative artist, because even though it criticizes the blonde girl, that part is actually true. Lots of cosmetic procedures. Lots of botox. And lots of stupidity. Everything said about Democrats is like some fever dream that is how Republicans wished Democrats act.

Even this article says he had a "mental health history."

Whatever you think of gun ownership, I think almost everybody should agree that people with a "mental health history" should probably not be allowed to have guns in Target parking lots.

Okay, now you're doing what the OP was joking about, but seriously. Why wouldn't we simply grow local crops that grow well locally, and think of those crops that don't grow well locally as luxury items that need to be imported?

I think most people who work these jobs don't actually give any shits.