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SLPT putting a student driver sticker on your car will get you out of all tickets. The police will be more understanding a let you off with a warning every time. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT: When grocery shopping, if you see something you were going to buy in a person's cart, feel free to take it. It’s not stealing because the other person doesn’t own it until they pay for the item. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT Gym not letting you cancel your membership or making it difficult? Start working out completely naked and making very weird noises drawing attention to yourself. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT Cops work all day in the public this can be tiring and their time is valuable. Be considerate when you get pulled over and run towards their car with your information. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT put your contacts in lotion, so they won't dry your eyes out. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Make sure to ask for one

SLPT: Win your next boxing match by slathering your gloves in raw eggs and chicken so your opponent will get salmonella and have to surrender the fight. by killer_penguin in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] killer_penguin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Got poison effect on those gloves

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SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT Make sure to keep a ruler under your pillow so you know how long you slept. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT attack someone wjth a bodyguard to ensure they get their moneys worth. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT adding two mini fridges together makes one regular fridge. And cheaper! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT car bouncing/shaking a lot? Wear or sand your tire tread off to make the ride smoother. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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SLPT bean. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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Big bean

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SLPT eat the paper in the fortune cookie so it becomes shit, just like all your other hopes and dreams (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by killer_penguin@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
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