If it goes... I don't know what I'll do.

Go out and touch grass probably.

Get a hobby.

Perfect my molotov recipe.

Oooooaaahahahaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa.

You said it. It's the balsamic. A dash of japanese soy sauce or Chinese mushroom soy also can create magic in de mouf

IT'S DOGS!

PLAYING POKER!

Good eye

Excpet the death penalty?

The FIFA championship made me realize that you guys have some really sick food. And that's why you're a bunch of lardasses.

OH MY GOD!

Shit. You scared me!

Took the words out of my mouth. I mean they weren't in there, but I am glad you said it for us.

That sounds heavenly. I'm not from either, we don't get that here, but I can imagine. 🤤

Edit: inb4 I'm from Utica and I've never heard of NJ style pizza

You speak wisdom.

Because if he doesn't take the deal then they will make sure to throw everything at him and ream his life and chances of survival.

"Don't make this harder than it has to be, Mr Mangionski. Just sign here, and you will get a lenient 40 years in Gulag."

The American justice system be like: