Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I'm way too European to understand?

Have they tried not making the cashiers stand there the entire shift? Was gobsmacked when I saw that in supermarkets; like some sort of childish power-move to not let them sit

Try that in Europe, you'd end up in court lol

I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States

Had an Italian friend (as in, from Italy, not someone whose great great great great grandpappy once snorted a line of parmesan) tell me the reason for this.

Italian women are notoriously hard to woo, and will resist all advances to appear "hard to get"

Italian men (As in, actually Italian, not people who think obnoxious behaviour can be excused by far-removed genetics) realise that it's way easier to try and get their balls emptied chasing slappers called Sharon from Essex

What the fuck did I just read?

Humans arrested and charged for feeding hungry and needy humans

That's a level of Freedom ©®™ I just cannot comprehend

That's fucking evil

Refuses to elaborate further

It's literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂

Could yous stop using words like "Firebrand" and use the proper "Attention-seeking"

Not if you're *from anywhere fucking normal ftfy

fatally shoot

Uh, murder is the word you're looking for

Is this some sort of American thing I'm too European to understand?

For those that don't want to read that article that looks like it was written by a teenage intern -

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67252752

Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp