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And then it gets awesome. Eventually, their bodies fuse together and they form a multi-headed live dildo king and we saw one.

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TIL by Bonus in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The wonders of the English language:

A while ago, a farmer walked through a pork processing plant in Oklahoma with a friend who managed it. He came across boxes stacked on the floor with labels that said "artificial calamari." So he asked his friend "What’s artificial calamari?" "Bung," his friend replied. "Hog rectum." Have you or I eaten bung dressed up as seafood? Ben investigated.

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/484/doppelgangers/act-one-17

Starbucks set up a new office. It's a 5-minute drive from the CEO's California home. by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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I mean, it's what they do.

Life goals by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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Step 1: Paint house purple

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Big Law Is Finally Getting its Act Together and Fighting Trump's Attacks (www.theunpopulist.net)

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That’s why the lawsuit against the administration, filed last month by the American Bar Association, the nation’s largest voluntary association of legal professionals, is such an important—and welcome—volley in this growing war between the president of the United States and the American legal profession. Specifically, the suit seeks preemptive relief prohibiting Trump from taking any further action against law firms around the country. In an 85-page complaint, the ABA outlines in painful detail the intimidation tactics that the White House has used to break the independence of the legal profession. The ABA asks the court to issue an order protecting lawyers throughout the U.S. by prohibiting Trump from using those tactics in the future.

But what about Biden's Autopen! by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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Lead investigator into Biden's use of an autopen signed letters with a digital signature

According to the subpoena cover letter's metadata, the author of the document is Mitchell Benzine, an oversight committee staffer.House Oversight Committee; NBC News

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'Veterans on Patrol': Inside MAGA's new assault on reality and bizarre conspiracy theory (www.alternet.org)

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In Oklahoma, a domestic militia calling itself “Veterans on Patrol” is systematically targeting weather radars. Their leader, Michael Lewis Arthur Meyer, claims the military is controlling the weather through Doppler radar systems and that these machines are part of a divine affront — a “weather weapon” — that is “mocking God Himself.”

He’s encouraging his followers to sabotage these radars under an operation he calls “Leaning Tower.” This isn’t just fringe paranoia: it’s part of a growing anti-reality insurgency that threatens our democracy itself.

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The Jewish diaspora must confront what Israel is doing in our name (www.middleeasteye.net)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/48864875

Judaism is not Zionism, and those who argue they are one and the same are being fundamentally dishonest. Yet collectively, Jews are often held responsible when the world's only Jewish state claims to act in our name.

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Trump picks outspoken ‘alpha male’, Hooters aficionado Nick Adams as next US ambassador to Malaysia by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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The dude's really wearing an ascot with a straight face like that, isn't he?

Analysis: Obama’s awkward call for a broad-scale Trump resistance by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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Obama's calling out the entire corrupt government without name-calling or saying something dumb like it's only Trump. CNN just has to criticize something, even if it's wrong and destructive.

Objectively false. Checkmate, libs. by Bonus in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

If Grok is recalling historical facts, then these historical facts are objectively false.

Florida sheriff warns protesters ahead of nationwide rallies: ‘We will kill you dead’ by Bonus in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

If we ever recover from this, there needs to be an amendment quashing stochastic terrorism and the like. All these evil sonsabitches should be automatically disqualified over violent rhetoric out of hand moving forward.

ICE AGENT FLED FROM ANGRY RESIDENTS OUTSIDE NEW YORK SCHOOL — AND GOT IN A CAR CRASH by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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It's a start.

Malphabet. by Bonus in c/[email protected]

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Just hanging out by Bonus in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Not sure what you call this kind of cat but I had one for 20+ years and it was just the raddest little dude ever, made people who didn't like cats turn into cat lovers. He was just always very friendly and sociable. He could handle himself in San Francisco and Los Angeles. Had street smarts, would send dogs away yelping, was really smart, and didn't even let out a whimper that one time he came back from the vacants with his clearly broken leg draggin around.