Shall we conclude that Pete turned down Tucker's advances

Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.

Wait. This isn't the Onion?

Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won't go out with you.

I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.

lmao

He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”

Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?

Tucker’s a little curious.

I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.

"I'd need like ... specific details. Maybe even use my name in place of your partner... You'd have to draw some pictures too, or better yet take photos. Lots of photos."

Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.

Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.

Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.

Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?

Bro just wants to take notes.

Oh yeah? Well if you're so gay then why can't I suck your girthy dick?

-- Tucker "The Sucker (Throat Goat)" Carlson

Hey Tucker, you're a fake straight until you give me intimate details about your sexual life :3

So Carlson thinks he needs to take Pete for a test drive to verify his bona fides?

I doubt if Buttigieg would have an interest in such an ordeal.

That segment would be really, really popular given how puritanical and misogynistic their core audience is. Lots of fan boys re-watching that segment in the dark after the wife goes to bed.

carlson's kgb handler: "become relevant again or internet show is cancelled, da?" (sweaty carlson proceeds to further debase himself for clicks)

So based upon the principles of them always projecting, I guess this means Tucker Carlson is fake straight.

Tucker will of course be able to make these judgements from, uh, experiences he’s… had relayed to him from some of his friends, the good gays you know. Not those nasty gays, which are most of them. And it’ll be all good because he’ll proclaim no homo, which proves that he is straight

I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the 'weird'

"Where is it? How can I have some?"

Tucker Carlson is a lizard person wearing a human skin. He should allow himself to be flayed on live TV to prove otherwise.

Tucker: "So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do... SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out."

Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.

Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.

The only thing Tucker Carlson deserves is an inescapable pit of sewage to starve to death in.

Is that because Tucker would know?

Sounds like Tucker wants some new gooning material.

You know I think Tucker would know what dick taste like better then Pete.