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Famous amongst MSTies for her starring turn in experiment #307 - Daddy-O, and to non-fans for her stunning debut role in the film Daddy-O. Er, there's not a ton of info about her out there, folks.

Well, there's this practically day-by-day journal of her comings and goings, which is kinda going too far in the other direction.

She worked regularly until the 70s, after which her credits taper off and become further away from the top of the bill. But she was close friends with other blonde bombshells of her era like Pat Sheehan, and she even dated tennis player Bobby Riggs. Yes, that Bobby Riggs. All in all, I'd guess she had a lot of fun in Hollywood. At least I hope she did!

She passed away on Christmas day of 2016 at the age of 84, at her home in Los Angeles.

I'm just a girl, and I'll race him any time, any place!

From the description:

Own the short: https://www.rifftrax.com/masks-of-grass

Is corn masks? The freaks at ACI Films return yet again with a twisted spin-off of the classic At Your Fingertips short.

The parents have signed the waivers and headed to a bar, leaving their unfortunate kids to assemble “masks” out of various types of refuse. They’re potentially problematic, and definitely swarming with pests. One thing is for certain: nobody learned a damn thing the day this was shown in class. But it may have inspired a cult or two! Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Masks of Grass.

I saw a monster in a cave killing a girl!

Okay, now we can talk about Paul Blaisdell.

Although accomplished in the fine arts of painting and sculpture, he won the hearts of b-movie fans everywhere by designing some of the iconic monsters of the 50s black and white scif-fi boom. For MST specifically: #311, It Conquered the World; #315, Teenage Caveman; and #808, The She-Creature.

In addition, he built props for these eps: #309, The Amazing Colossal Man; #313, Earth Vs. the Spider; #404 Teenagers from Outer Space.

Of course, he worked on plenty of non-MST'ed movies too, as well creating art for sci-fi magazines, legit painting and sculpture. He knew luminaries ranging from Forest J. Ackerman, Roger Corman, and Fred Olen Ray.

To learn more, ask your librarian for the following book: Paul Blaisdell, Monster Maker: A Biography of the B Movie Makeup and Special Effects Artist.

He died in 1983 at the age of 55, in California. But he will be remembered by fans of weird film everywhere.

It's prettier in Spanish!

"Has anyone seen my record?"

宇宙快速船 (Uchū Kaisokusen), (featured in experiment #819) produced by Toei and starring Sonny Chiba. Very notable names! Very dull movie!

And the dullness ramps up in the last quarter of the film, what with all the padding made up of repeated dog-fighting shots and re-used footage from other films (World War III Breaks Out according to some sources), it's enough to give a guy Roji Panty Complex, I tell 'ya.

As intimated in the MST3K episode, Space Chief really isn't as interesting as Prince of Space, and the Classic Sci-Fi Movie blog might have an explanation for that:

Toei Studios' 1961 super hero "Iron Sharp" (Space Chief in the English version), was a copy of Prince of Space, which Toei marketed in 1959. Prince of Space was himself a copy of Toho Studios' serial hero, "Supa Jaiantsu" (Super Giant), who was himself a copy of Superman.

Well, that about wraps it up for Invasion of the Neptune Men.

MY RECORD!!!

From the description:

Own the short: https://www.rifftrax.com/chimp-the-fi...

In a world increasingly devoid of inspiration, firefighters are true heroes. Selflessly entering burning buildings, putting themselves in harms way to the ravages of wildfire, getting the occasional cartoon cat out of a tree. They are such heroes they make Captain America look like a mere Hawkeye.

So what this short puts forth is: A chimp can do their job. A chimp named Shorty. Just put him in a funny hat and let him rescue the old lady who’s screaming from a second floor window, the rest of us human firefighter have a poker game that needs our attention. Oh, and see if the chimp will pick up some Thai while he’s out!

They say to never work with children or animals, but to always riff monkeys. So we did. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Chimp the Fireman.

What is there to be said about "The Hoff" that hasn't already been said? He joined the galaxy of MST3K stars via experiment #1106 Starcrash.

Starcrash itself is kinda famous in offbeat movie circles, being a striking piece of 70s Italian shoestring sci-fi... so I am embarrassed to admit that I've never been able to make it through the un-riffed version. And as for the MST3K edition? Um... what the hell, I don't have Netflix.

Chapters:

0:00 Intro by Frank
3:04 Barnum of Baltimore Documentary
10:26 Hercules

"He learned too late that man is a feeling creature..."

What's so special about It Conquered the World (featured in episode #311)? The wiki intro explains it pretty well: "produced and directed by Roger Corman, and starring Peter Graves, Lee Van Cleef, Beverly Garland, and Sally Fraser... released theatrically by American International Pictures (AIP) as a double feature with The She-Creature."

Quite the pedigree!

Bizarrely, ITtW was remade for television as Zontar, the Thing from Venus in 1967 by Larry Buchanan, and starring MST3K semi-regular, John Agar (aka Mr. Shirley Temple).

And we don't even have time to get into original monster-maker Paul Blaisdell!

"It's true... I am your only friend."

After all, it is his birthday!

Frank is actually an accomplished, lifelong fixture in television syndication. In fact, "In 2000, NATPE, the professional organization of television program executives, featured Frank in the video The Legends of Syndication, an overview of the history of syndicated media selling."

He even did a deal with the Asylum (a well known name to any bad movie fan) back in 2011, which might mean that there's an even deeper connection between Rifftrax and Sandy Frank than any of us realized!

"Um, I'm NINE!"

Natalya Sedykh, a Russian actress, ballet dancer, and figure skater, played the role of Nastenka experiment #813 Jack Frost. An accomplished artist, she graduated from the Bolshoi and toured the world as a prima ballerina -- and is still performing in Moscow to this day.

Watch out for falling cudgels, and don't piss off any mushrooms!

"Uh, we learned it's good to have Saltines around your house.

Alex Rebar (one of the great names of cinema, to be sure) played astronaut Steve West -- the titular Melting Man -- of experiment #704 The Incredible Melting Man.

According to his Wiki entry, "After serving in the Korean War he moved to Paris where he co-founded and acted with the Studio Theater of Paris and managed a jazz club," which is... wow!

He eventually returned to the States where he played his most famous (and probably messiest) role as the Incredible Melting Man, before moving on to a long career in television.

He died in 2021 (aged 81), leading to another irresistible tidbit from his Wiki article: "His final wishes were for no memorial but that 'Everyone should just go home, crack open a bottle of wine, and listen to 'Got My Mojo Workin' by Muddy Waters.'" Think about it, won't you?

"What sin could a man commit..."

Another MSTie two-fer: Langan played Captain Ross in experiment #104 (Women of the Prehistoric Planet) and, more notably, Lt. Col Glenn Manning in experiment #309, The Amazing Colossal Man!

He played roles on Broadway, radio, and television, in addition to his movie career, continuing to work until his final appearance in 1971's The Andromeda Strain.

He died in 1991 at the age of age of 73.

Featuring "The Skydivers," "Red Zone Cuba," and "The Beast of Yucca Flats," it's over 4 hours of confusing plots and baffling dialog. Watch if you dare!

From the description:

Sure, we’ve all taken Airplane Trips… Airplane Trips By Car, Airplane Trips By Foot, Airplane Trips By Your Nephew’s Razor Scooter That You Borrowed And Accidentally Broke. Now, brace yourself for the newest kind of Airplane Trip of all, An Airplane Trip By Jet!

The story follows Sue and Bob, two kids dropped off at the airport by their grandparents to fly on this insane new technology all by themselves! Except they won’t be alone, they’re bringing their extremely nervous dog. But it’s the past, so the dog doesn’t ride in the cabin with them, she gets shoved into a metal cage for a safe and comfortable ride in the belly of the plane. Seeya on the other side, pooch! Maybe!

It’s a fascinating glimpse into a time when air travel featured comfortable waiting rooms, friendly staff, and seats so big you could actually sit in them. Imagine! All these wonders and more await you in the friendly skies. Join Mike, Kevin and Bridget for An Airplane Trip By Jet!

An MST3K two-fer, George Milan played "Gen. Nelson" in experiment #319 - War of the Colossal Beast and, most importantly, "Merlin" from experiment #1003 - Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders!

Although he doesn't have much of a biography available online, he found pretty steady work in smaller film roles over the years (including appearing as Averell Harriman in the James Woods vehicle, In Love and War), and was (according to IMDB at least) a native son of Wisconsin.

He passed in 2010 at the age of 91.

Experiment 405 Being from Another Planet originally aired on July 4, 1992