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submitted 2 months ago by linucs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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[-] Foxfire@pawb.social 17 points 2 months ago

As someone who loves puns and other dad joke type humor, puns feel very much situational and a part of improv. They're great in the moment when you quickly think of something that gets the crowd groaning, but I can't just dig them up with no buildup and get that same feeling.

For example, I could tell you ten random puns without context to try and make you laugh, but more than likely, "no pun in ten did."

[-] snappy90@feddit.uk 17 points 2 months ago

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat minor

[-] ReCursing@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

What do you get if you fling a piano intro an army camp?

A Flat Major

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

This would be even more effective as a dead baby joke.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I see said the blind man, as he picked up the hammer and saw.

[-] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 9 points 2 months ago

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

PunchlineNothing. You can't cross a vector with a scaler

[-] m532@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are Wanted.

[-] SkellyMonstera@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

My wife threw a bottle of omega-3 capsules at my head. It's okay, I only sustained super-fish-oil injuries.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

your mama so fat, her blood type is ragu. lol

[-] crawancon@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

mama so fat Thannos had to snap twice!

[-] crawancon@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

yo mama is so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

your mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips. lol

[-] CyberMonkey403@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I couldn't get my wife's attention the other day. So I sat down, got comfortable.

That did the trick.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

im on a seafood diet

i see food, and if its a fish i eat it

[-] Monster96@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Does music ever make you wonder? It certainly made Stevie Wonder

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don’t get your joke and it’s hurting my brain

Nevermind got it. All the children loves poetry except Tina she can’t rhyme

All the children crossed the river except Kim she couldnt swim

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm still struggling. Was OP's joke an unfinished "type of joke"?

Like saying, 'I enjoy "you're momma so fat" jokes'?

Edit: ohhhhhh... as soon as I commented, I read the joke again and got it.

For anyone else struggling, the only kid that doesn't have a name, literally has no name to write out

[-] nikosey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.

why did the little old lady fall into the well? she couldn't see that well.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The United States of America

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why? Because you're supposed to get 3² meals.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

A guy walks into a bar. "Ow!"

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

two guys are walking outside and one of them says look at all the bird crap and the other looks up and asks "where?" lol

[-] GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Former Socialist country man speaking: «everything they told us about Socialism was a lie, but everything they told us about Capitalism was true»

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Something about a man fucking goats.

[-] greenbelt@lemy.lol -2 points 2 months ago

Joke: Epstein killed himself. (Sorry I am terminally online)

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