The cleanup from that is gonna be hyuge.

Looks like it tastes like possessed bio-hazard. 😬

Yeah, but they're just thirsty by nature. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Kinda goes without saying. 😝

Hol'up. They've had over half a century to follow suit with every other fucking OS since, and now they want a cookie for it?

That tracks.

Oxana, 100%

Deeep cut! Damn.

That's... not how any of that works. 🫪

I'll go with the non-tamponed one, thanks. 😶

The one you downloaded in the 90s.

That's a false equivalency, though, as the former didn't include matching insurance— nevermind that it's generally illegal, IIRC, to drive uninsured. 😅☝🏼

thafuq.

Yeah, that sounds about white. 🤔