[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

You lost me at “call someone.”

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

Woah pardner. The theme just started. You’ve got lots of time.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 175 points 1 month ago

Oof acknowledges someone’s feelings, and bruh expresses empathy. These sentiments are important and often overlooked. You don’t have to always launch into your own story. Simply acknowledging and empathizing is a powerful way to build social bonds.

Also brevity is the soul of wit, so oof and bruh might qualify as the greatest things anyone has ever said in history.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 150 points 7 months ago

Of all the ways to get 30 billion dollars, this would probably be the least emotionally disturbing choice.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 93 points 9 months ago

So… a cake?

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 76 points 11 months ago

Another example of how America’s war on drugs was won by drugs.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 year ago

“While Nintendo has trademarked the use of Super Mario worldwide under numerous categories, including video games, clothing and toys, it appears the company did not specifically state anything about the names of supermarkets.”

Kind of a legal version of the Air Bud rule.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 98 points 1 year ago

This is not correct. We wait until someone else says their name.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

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I’ve gone and let myself get all excited for this one.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 67 points 2 years ago

Phone a friend Dr Leah Brahms

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 145 points 2 years ago

All these years later, still annoyed that the answer comes before the question.

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[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 88 points 2 years ago

My favorite fact about Iceland is that their horses are all members of a labour union.

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