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[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 51 points 6 months ago
[-] Damage@feddit.it 17 points 6 months ago

I'm in industrial automation so I real instead of float

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 months ago
[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 34 points 6 months ago

Maybe if y'all would actually close tickets once an eon we wouldn't skip it. I left IT because it was full of some of the laziest SOBs in existence

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

It’s been a minute but every place I have worked that had tickets had a weekly round table meeting to cover the ones you have had open for more than a week.

Sounds like you maybe had bad managers.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is its dad. And it's gonna fuck invention's mother so hard.

Back when I was in it someone pointed out that I will avoid doing a tedious task so hard that I will spend days or weeks automating something instead of just doing it.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 34 points 6 months ago

"Also, guess who controls access to the replacement printer ink cartridges."

[-] fu@libranet.de 19 points 6 months ago

@xxce2AAb @MattW03 If your IT department has their own room, I hope you are using toner.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 19 points 6 months ago

Nuts. Have you seen what laser color printers cost? We need that part of the budget for the IT department's new 5080's, which we need for, uh, AI modelling of our future infrastructural requirements. Yeah, that.

[-] fu@libranet.de 7 points 6 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 6 months ago

But my problem's pretty easy it'll only take you like five minutes to fix it so can you do it right now?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The new IT, while it's good on its own, I think choosing its art over the original is a disservice to Tim Curry. That man is a national treasure.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago

Lol the balloon is attached to an Ethernet cable snaked under the door 🤔

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Nice catch.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 6 months ago

Make use of Halloween to get those important messages across.

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 7 points 6 months ago

You're talking about IEEE-754, right?

...right?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 6 months ago

!iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

The balloon looks real but I’m doubting It

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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