Such a "punk" company and guy eh?

That my friend is a curly wurly https://snamix.com/chocolate/cadbury-curly-wurly

Nope

He is, very rich.

Making sick people work is terrible for productivity...

If Tom doesn't sort this soon this is likely the deathknell of this instance.

Because the UK uses mph for road speeds...

https://9gag.com/gag/aZ0Gy2z

Exactly as everybody warned.

My neighbours got upset with me feeding the birds because they poo down the fence. They do the same my side, but as my garden isn't empty of all life you can't really tell.

some are a shit-ton louder than others though

Is anyone suprised by this?

anyone who does find it in your gmail spam make sure to hit the "not spam" button to help with the email reputation