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You ain't kidding!

It's making fun of dynamic languages because rather than letting the compiler prove theorems about statically typed code, they... don't.

YOU silently judge everyone around you. You've admitted as much. You don't know what it going on in any one else's head, that's pure conjecture by you.

This idea that other people are looking at you and judging you at the gym is pure paranoia and a bit of a case of "main character syndrome"

In general, it's a tiny nerdy minority that doesn't trust meta or even cares at all about internet privacy. Unfortunately that's the only tiny minority who could have any interest in the meta verse.

Finally

Oh man, he even points out that it's ironic, but doesn't quite understand why. I'd argue it isn't ironic, since one should expect him to be a gigantic hypocrite.

Free speech absolutism is even more of a brain dead idea.

Too late I'm panicking already

It's gonna be a real lemon party!