I should really buy some long pants.

Please don't scare me with a title like that so soon after an election.

Sure, privatize the railroads. That going well is the norm, not the exception. /s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apsis

You're not 100% wrong. Zero_gravitas answered my comment about the apsis with a comment about the seasons, and I called them wrong even though technically they were just referring to the wrong topic. I was right though, the perihelion occurs in January and the anhelion occurs in July, and that this means the sun is closer to earth during Australian summer than it is during American summer.

Be careful of the summer sun.

The sun isn't always a fixed distance from earth. It's closest in January, which is winter in America but in Australia that's summer. So they should be ready for hot summers with a high risk of skin cancer.

There's probably more to worry about in the tropics (invasive species like kane toads and fire ants especially) but I don't live in the tropics so I'll leave that to someone else.

Apparently some people did, confronted the AEC staff about it, and were told to "just number 1-6".

"A real estate convention in Australia" to be precise.

Bakers Delight donated to them.

Probably more companies to, but Bakers Delight has been the most inconvenient. I haven't been able to find good bread anywhere else (or indeed, even at Bakers Delight these days).

Regional seats often held for or swung to the LNP. The election results aren't as much of a glowing endorsement for renewables as you suggest. Still, it is rich for that statement to be coming from the Nationals, considering that their long history of lies about renewables are partly to blame for the loss of their social license.

More people should spoil their ballot instead of doing the donkey vote. If they want to express disinterest, the former is better than the latter.

It's also important that the legislation survives a Liberal government, and can't be used as a campaign point by the Liberal government to win election (see 2013).

Or Amelia Hamer, the fake renter in Kooyong. Or the cashed-up Andrew Lethlean in Bendigo.

Even if all the other in-doubt seats go to the LNP, I hope these three sats don't.