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Christians are so desperate to ignore Christ that they literally made up a gate that they called The Eye of the Needle and said that's what Christ was talking about. This gate, which definitely never existed and was not at all what Christ was referring to, was supposedly a bit narrower than other gates and a camel could get through it if it was only carrying a moderate amount of wealth rather than an extreme amount.
Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.
Although 'Jesus' means 'Mexican First Name' in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing
more like josé, i think 🤔 jesus's dad is more mexican first name, lmao