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Yes, I'm this old (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yup, because your phone is a walking data leak.

Type in "houses for sale near me" and watch your adverts change for the next week ^_^

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

houses for sale near me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for subscribing to house facts.

Did you know that many houses contain more than one floor? It's true!

Type 'stop' to unsubscribe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

stop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Command not recognized.

The Biltmore Estate in Asheville, North Carolina, is the largest home in the U.S. and comes in at a staggering 175,000 square feet. That's really big!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is that the one that's bankrupted every owner with the absurd maintenance costs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Thank you for subscribing to bankruptcy facts.

Did you know that there are many different types of bankruptcy, but the two most common are chapter 7 and chapter 13? I know I sure didn't!

Reply "capitalism" to unsubscribe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Capitalism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Capitalism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I....DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Switch subscription to sexy femboy dick pics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You fool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sorry there's no houses for sale near you, how about a hot single mom near you instead?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm redoing my roof, so I'm more in need for hot shingles in my area.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Better get that shingles vaccine before the monkey paw curls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Goats for sale near me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You still get advertisements on your phone?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Firefox and ublock origin - but I'm still paranoid ;)