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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I want the stick, but I know the rock is all around more practical.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I’d argue stick is more practical. You’re already outdoors, stick gives you walking aid, brush clearing, spider web first defense, potential weapon. Even non perfect rocks are useful but a great stick is mikes ahead of a wonky one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The rock would make a better weapon than that stick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Press X to doubt.

Stone has one use as a thrown weapon, and you must have accuracy. It could be used as a blunt instrument but that requires very close proximity.

Alternatively you can sharpen the stick, and have a length to keep things at bay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The stick seems less of a win. Its big and cumbersome once it outlives its usefulness or it breaks. The rock can provide longer but smaller returns, and can outlive your ancestry if taken care of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I understand that this is a hypothetical scenario. So please, educate me on how taking a rock vs a stick being "practical" isn't a wild argument...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, people might judge me for carrying a stick out of the woods, a rock can get stuffed in my pocket. The stick will eventually lose its charm and just be in the way. The rock is small and can be forgotten and not be in the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I would never judge you for that. You are a rock person, and I think that's awesome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You can use the rock as a crude handaxe to crush and cut things, such as reed fibers to tie the wooden sticks of your hut together. You can make do with plenty of subpar sticks, but a subpar rock is going to multiply the work it takes to get a roof over your head.