Citizen @[email protected] ! For crimes committed against the People's Republic of Lemmygrad, its people, its institutions, and its Constitutionally-protected dictatorship of the proletariat!

You are at this time accused of the following charges:

• Using AI to craft answers for you!
• Refusing to answer questions by our comrade investigators in the Stasi!
• Upsetting our peaceful order and inciting sedition in our dictatorship of the proletariat!
• Being smugly liberal!

We, the highest court of the People's Republic of Lemmygrad, sentence you to exile for these transgressions! Your exile is effective now, and is not conducive to a retrial or appeal! The sentence is pronounced!