250 years from now scientist, anthropologists will figure out that it was something in the air. Something like a mushroom spore, except, instead of making us hideous and monster like on the outside, it did it on the inside. But it only affected a certain group of people henceforth referred to as the GOP and its caucus.

The infection is getting worse.

Sure, but we'd never find anything funny if every time people suffered we had to stop. MTG has almost nothing to do with that and laughing at her makes me feel better, so I'll keep laughing.

I feel for those people too, and so many others, but I can't handle thinking about that constantly for my entire life. There's always something we should feel for.