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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How many others have we tried? 🀨

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Two words: Ant milk. Imagine the marketing campaign.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"We need child labor because only a child's hands are small and delicate enough to squeeze the ant teat."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What about spider milk? Apparently it’s actually a thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Thank you so much for volunteering, for the sake of science! :-P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably all?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No way, we haven't even found all of them yet! Based on estimations, about 50~95% of all species have not been identified. (I looked that up.) You can go out there right now and find the new tastiest vomit yourself!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All we could get our hands on then

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes it sound like they were desperate to eat insect puke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think it was more just desperate to eat.