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Ok, now say it like one of your French girls
le it ?
Now say it as if your favorite cousin just sprained his wrist in a moped accident.
FUUUCK IITT
Ok, now say it like you inherited a billion dollars but you only get it if you spend the night at the Neverland Ranch. Also, you're 1990s Macaulay Culkin .
Ee ee it
Now say it like it is your credit card number and mother's maiden name.
IT717727
Now say it like you're my father and you're actually proud of me.
Your IT ma boi
Now say it like you're wondering whether someone has tried turning it off and on again
Have you it yet ?
Now say it like you really still love me. After all of these years. After all of those.... times.... when you said you'd be home. And you weren't. But I didn't care because I trusted you implicitly.
And I didn't even mind that you were OBVIOUSLY fucking them and I didn't even notice that their address was on that one package they sent you and I could find them and I could..... I could.....
Umm....
Say it like that.
Are we still it ? Because your it for me .
L'it