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[–] 14 points 3 years ago

"We had a 2% reduction in profits this year guys, 😭"

"The company lost money?"

"What? Oh no! But we made 3 bn in profits last year and we only made 2.8bn this year... So to make up for the shortfall, we'll be reducing 401k contributions."

"...didn't the CEO get a 200million bonus-"

"WE ALL NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES!"

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