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[–] 30 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Ah I see you work in my work places wage and bonus calculation department.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    "We had a 2% reduction in profits this year guys, 😭"

    "The company lost money?"

    "What? Oh no! But we made 3 bn in profits last year and we only made 2.8bn this year... So to make up for the shortfall, we'll be reducing 401k contributions."

    "...didn't the CEO get a 200million bonus-"

    "WE ALL NEED TO MAKE SACRIFICES!"

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Every capitalist: You did great, and we know all the prior meetings talked about record profits, but we just can't afford to give you a bonus. Soooorryyyyyyyyy.

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