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What was the funniest thing your child did or said recently? (dormi.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I am a budding collector of unhinged quotations from my kid. Two of my favourites:

Daddy, I want a cannibal toothbrush like yours.

Mechanical. Bless.

My favourite green thing is nobody, because nobody is green.

This one is almost like a zen koan. Little four year old suddenly using conceptual negative space, crazy how nature do that.