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Amazon Tells Warehouse Workers to Close Their Eyes and Think Happy Thoughts (www.404media.co)

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Worker, place your hands on the pads and think happy thoughts. You have 10 seconds to comply. Failure to comply will result in complementary reconditioning. Happy birthday!

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Drink a compliance can of soda to proceed...

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