the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
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A stink bomb that sprays glitter.
do it
That is perfect.
Get him a subscription to a hot gay muslim or jewish men magazine. Or a fake letter to say his monthly dose of HRT is ready to pick up at his nearest pharmacy.
A real life Minecraft creeper
Order pizza to his house but have the payment be in cash if possible, L
This is very annoying for the recipient but is shitty for the drivers too-- we depend on tips that we aren't getting when we are delivering fascists unwanted pizzas.
Don't do this. Here's how that goes.
"Here's your pizza, sir"
"I didn't order a pizza. I think someone is trying to pull a prank."
"ohh.. uhh, sorry have a good one!"
and then that driver lost 20-60 min of time. This happened to me over a decade ago when I forgot to blur my address on something. I still feel bad for the driver.