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Anon is no angle (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FUCKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it /fit/, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I am so lost.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Anon is telling a satirical story about how primal and intimidating they are now that they lift weights.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It sounds like a scene from Teen Wolf.

[-] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

Is it...actual satire though? Or does homie actually think that way?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

I take it you don’t lift. It can be difficult for the untapped to understand our mindset. Me btw

[-] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago

I bow to your...unquestionable experience lmao

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, why did I look! Why!!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure you’re already aware but there have been issues with kbin lately. I didn’t realize it was “2 days to federate a reply” bad, but that’s how she be.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

That means you're mostly normal. Shh, bby. It's ok

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