▲ 148 ▼ What is a discreet way of waking myself? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Squizzy@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 151 comments fedilink hide all child comments I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house. Is there anything else?
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Then it would definitely wake his wife up, but make up for it by making her orgasm. Win/win? permalink fedilink source parent