▲ 148 ▼ What is a discreet way of waking myself? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Squizzy@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world 151 comments fedilink hide all child comments I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house. Is there anything else?
[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) Put the watch around your balls. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) Or even better, just get a vibrating cock ring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago* In the butt should also work. Just make sure it has a flired base. permalink fedilink source parent [–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Then it would definitely wake his wife up, but make up for it by making her orgasm. Win/win? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) Or even better, just get a vibrating cock ring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago* In the butt should also work. Just make sure it has a flired base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago* In the butt should also work. Just make sure it has a flired base. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Then it would definitely wake his wife up, but make up for it by making her orgasm. Win/win? permalink fedilink source parent