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Mild cases of death (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 113 points 3 years ago (4 children)

For sure instead of having your child scarred for life from a vaccine like the picture shows, a mild case of death is preferable.

Stay safe out there, vaccines contain stuff with long words that sound dangerous. There are also many rumors that vaccines can cause all sorts of weird things you wouldn't believe.

In case you wonder, this is sarcasm.

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  • [–] 57 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Just yesterday I was about to eat an orange from the supermarket, but then someone told me these contain (2R)-2-[(1S)-1,2-dihydroxyethyl]-3,4-dihydroxy-2H-furan-5-one. I mean seriously, I can't even pronounce this - the question is who benefits from adding these chemicals to our fruits? The government?

    Luckily for me though, I replaced oranges with a healthy dose of Cheerios™ and I'm feeling very healthy and refreshed.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Chemist here, no clue what this was at first glance. Hell's bells IUPAC names for organic molecules are ugly. It's ascorbic acid.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Chemical engineer here, I remember when learning orgo that I thought the IUPAC names were hot shit and so formal and cool.

    As I got older and got exposure to industry it was a hard left turn. What do you mean "ethylene" is a better name for the olefin of ethane, vs ethene for the alkene? I mean seriously what kind of distinction is that?

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  • [+] 11 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)
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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    No I report you! Look at the smart guy here, using fancy pantsy words like "implying", as if that's even a real word. ;)

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