▲ 1473 ▼ Mild cases of death (i.postimg.cc) submitted 3 years ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments In case it's not painfully obvious, this is a parody account.
[–] BrudderAaron@lemmy.world 19 points 3 years ago (1 child) Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dlanm2u@kbin.social 18 points 3 years ago (4 children) Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago As long as it's mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode permalink fedilink source parent [–] BrudderAaron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 years ago I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives permalink fedilink source parent [–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago This joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dlanm2u@kbin.social 18 points 3 years ago (4 children) Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago As long as it's mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode permalink fedilink source parent [–] BrudderAaron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 years ago I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives permalink fedilink source parent [–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago This joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago As long as it's mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BrudderAaron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 years ago I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives permalink fedilink source parent
[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago This joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children. permalink fedilink source parent
