Get a bag of bagged chili, soak ramen in hot water until it gets hot without the seasoning pack, heat up the chili in a sink full of hot water, crunch up some Cheetos into powder, wrap it all up in a cold tortilla, add bagged jalapeños.

Take the Oreos and crush them, mix with just enough water to make a really thick dough, roll in hot cocoa mix

Put a half cup each of Nutella, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff in a bowl and nuclear oven for ten seconds.

Give it a rough mix and go to town.