Dick in French is, you guessed it, female.

Maybe you are interested in Finnish. We do not have gendered pronouns either. Everyone is just "hän".

Clearly, because chairs are obviously male (German). Anything else is just silly.

Chairman, chairwoman, or chairperson?

Grammatical genders are just that. Grammatical. It's a classification scheme. Latin had neutral nouns and plenty of languages make grammatical differences between animate and inanimate nouns. That current romance languages make a deliberate division between "male" and "female" nouns does not mean they have to correspond to actual features of human beings.

That being said. It's ridiculous that agua is femenine but with the definite article it has to be el agua in singular but las aguas in plural. All the explanations by RAE simply amounts to "we like it this way, lolol".

Nah. Having pronouns would be too easy. We are changing the end of the word. Yellow would be "żółty" if male, "żółta" if female and "żółte" if genderless or plural. Unless male plural, then it would be "żółci".