▲ 577 ▼ Every race gets one cool ability (aussie.zone) submitted 2 years ago by Defenestrator@aussie.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network 151 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago* (7 children) I hate that this exists permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 43 points 2 years ago Ah, good old Book of Erotic Fantasy. It's so gloriously stupid that everyone should own a copy. That table is by far not the silliest part of the book. It's only bested by the official sex rulebook for The Dark Eye, which is an April Fools joke that spiraled out of control and has actual rules for intercourse – deliberately bureaucratic and unsexy ones included purely as a "you asked for it" joke at the reader's expense. permalink fedilink source parent [–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) Honestly, Elder Scrolls has it right: the offspring of two different races will always be the race of the mother, but with some traits of the father. None of that funny crossbreeding stuff, just keep it simple. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* So basically your mitochondria decides your species? Personally I like keeping it a little more complicated. It's the same race as the mother, unless the mother is a ditto, in which case it's the same race as the father. permalink fedilink source parent [–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (4 children) At first I read this as "these species can fuck each other". Then I realized that this is only concerning conception, all these species could fuck each other as they please. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Y or M means you can fuck that species. N means you can fuck that species without protection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago No way would I fuck a bugbear without some sort of protection... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago* I see that nymphs bang everything, makes sense. Sprites are only slowing down (with M for Maybe) at very large sized humanoids like Giants and Ogres, that’s pretty hardcore/disturbing. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) If it applies to DnD's cosmology, than it has to mean with viable offspring, because half-dwarves canonically exist in the Darksun setting and they're called Muls. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago Half dwarves exist in the default rules, they're just indistinguishable from dwarves. Supposedly they're actually pretty common. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's a small text at the bottom explaining the chart. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Then the chart is just wrong (I know which book it's in and it is intended to apply to DnD). permalink fedilink source parent [–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Go on... permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) Dragons and Nymphs don't fuck around. Got it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago And fiends of course permalink fedilink source parent [–] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) How do you fuck a dragon? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a car permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm so glad this meme transcends platforms permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's not like we could leave reddit while leaving all the worst memes behind permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago* Have you watched Shrek? permalink fedilink source parent [–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Adult dragons can shapeshift, so the same way you'd fuck anyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Cum all over its trea$ur permalink fedilink source parent [–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) dryads reject lizardfolk and only lizardfolk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago By this I'm assuming lizard-folk lay eggs. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It never occurred me until now that half dwarves are not a thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemonspeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Muls from the Dark Sun setting are half dwarves. They’re sterile so I guess maybe they don’t count? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was gonna say something about ligers and tigons, but then I did some research (looked it up on Wikipedia) and I learned some stuff. It has no relevance to my life, but it did clear up my misconception that hybrids are always sterile! So, in addition to making $125 donating plasma, making a new friend at the bus stop, and almost immediately getting drunk, I learned that some hybrids can be viable! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Be sure to continue your research with an image search, because they are cute as fuck. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 1 point 2 years ago Dryads: I'll breed with anything Dryads (earlier that day): I don't care for Lizardfolk permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jesus_666@feddit.de 43 points 2 years ago Ah, good old Book of Erotic Fantasy. It's so gloriously stupid that everyone should own a copy. That table is by far not the silliest part of the book. It's only bested by the official sex rulebook for The Dark Eye, which is an April Fools joke that spiraled out of control and has actual rules for intercourse – deliberately bureaucratic and unsexy ones included purely as a "you asked for it" joke at the reader's expense. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) Honestly, Elder Scrolls has it right: the offspring of two different races will always be the race of the mother, but with some traits of the father. None of that funny crossbreeding stuff, just keep it simple. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* So basically your mitochondria decides your species? Personally I like keeping it a little more complicated. It's the same race as the mother, unless the mother is a ditto, in which case it's the same race as the father. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* So basically your mitochondria decides your species? Personally I like keeping it a little more complicated. It's the same race as the mother, unless the mother is a ditto, in which case it's the same race as the father. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (4 children) At first I read this as "these species can fuck each other". Then I realized that this is only concerning conception, all these species could fuck each other as they please. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Y or M means you can fuck that species. N means you can fuck that species without protection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago No way would I fuck a bugbear without some sort of protection... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago* I see that nymphs bang everything, makes sense. Sprites are only slowing down (with M for Maybe) at very large sized humanoids like Giants and Ogres, that’s pretty hardcore/disturbing. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) If it applies to DnD's cosmology, than it has to mean with viable offspring, because half-dwarves canonically exist in the Darksun setting and they're called Muls. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago Half dwarves exist in the default rules, they're just indistinguishable from dwarves. Supposedly they're actually pretty common. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's a small text at the bottom explaining the chart. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Then the chart is just wrong (I know which book it's in and it is intended to apply to DnD). permalink fedilink source parent [–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Go on... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) Y or M means you can fuck that species. N means you can fuck that species without protection. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago No way would I fuck a bugbear without some sort of protection... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago No way would I fuck a bugbear without some sort of protection... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago* I see that nymphs bang everything, makes sense. Sprites are only slowing down (with M for Maybe) at very large sized humanoids like Giants and Ogres, that’s pretty hardcore/disturbing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) If it applies to DnD's cosmology, than it has to mean with viable offspring, because half-dwarves canonically exist in the Darksun setting and they're called Muls. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago Half dwarves exist in the default rules, they're just indistinguishable from dwarves. Supposedly they're actually pretty common. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's a small text at the bottom explaining the chart. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Then the chart is just wrong (I know which book it's in and it is intended to apply to DnD). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago Half dwarves exist in the default rules, they're just indistinguishable from dwarves. Supposedly they're actually pretty common. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) There's a small text at the bottom explaining the chart. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Then the chart is just wrong (I know which book it's in and it is intended to apply to DnD). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 1 point 2 years ago Then the chart is just wrong (I know which book it's in and it is intended to apply to DnD). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] elvith@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) Dragons and Nymphs don't fuck around. Got it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago And fiends of course permalink fedilink source parent [–] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) How do you fuck a dragon? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a car permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm so glad this meme transcends platforms permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's not like we could leave reddit while leaving all the worst memes behind permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago* Have you watched Shrek? permalink fedilink source parent [–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Adult dragons can shapeshift, so the same way you'd fuck anyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Cum all over its trea$ur permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago And fiends of course permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (4 children) How do you fuck a dragon? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a car permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm so glad this meme transcends platforms permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's not like we could leave reddit while leaving all the worst memes behind permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago* Have you watched Shrek? permalink fedilink source parent [–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Adult dragons can shapeshift, so the same way you'd fuck anyone else. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Cum all over its trea$ur permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) With a car permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm so glad this meme transcends platforms permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's not like we could leave reddit while leaving all the worst memes behind permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm so glad this meme transcends platforms permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's not like we could leave reddit while leaving all the worst memes behind permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago It's not like we could leave reddit while leaving all the worst memes behind permalink fedilink source parent
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 2 years ago Adult dragons can shapeshift, so the same way you'd fuck anyone else. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago Cum all over its trea$ur permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) dryads reject lizardfolk and only lizardfolk permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago By this I'm assuming lizard-folk lay eggs. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago By this I'm assuming lizard-folk lay eggs. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) It never occurred me until now that half dwarves are not a thing permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lemonspeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Muls from the Dark Sun setting are half dwarves. They’re sterile so I guess maybe they don’t count? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was gonna say something about ligers and tigons, but then I did some research (looked it up on Wikipedia) and I learned some stuff. It has no relevance to my life, but it did clear up my misconception that hybrids are always sterile! So, in addition to making $125 donating plasma, making a new friend at the bus stop, and almost immediately getting drunk, I learned that some hybrids can be viable! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Be sure to continue your research with an image search, because they are cute as fuck. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lemonspeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Muls from the Dark Sun setting are half dwarves. They’re sterile so I guess maybe they don’t count? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was gonna say something about ligers and tigons, but then I did some research (looked it up on Wikipedia) and I learned some stuff. It has no relevance to my life, but it did clear up my misconception that hybrids are always sterile! So, in addition to making $125 donating plasma, making a new friend at the bus stop, and almost immediately getting drunk, I learned that some hybrids can be viable! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Be sure to continue your research with an image search, because they are cute as fuck. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I was gonna say something about ligers and tigons, but then I did some research (looked it up on Wikipedia) and I learned some stuff. It has no relevance to my life, but it did clear up my misconception that hybrids are always sterile! So, in addition to making $125 donating plasma, making a new friend at the bus stop, and almost immediately getting drunk, I learned that some hybrids can be viable! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Be sure to continue your research with an image search, because they are cute as fuck. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Be sure to continue your research with an image search, because they are cute as fuck. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 1 point 2 years ago Dryads: I'll breed with anything Dryads (earlier that day): I don't care for Lizardfolk permalink fedilink source parent