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I wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model. (infosec.pub)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Granted. You're phone is now constantly morphing and changing in your hand into the a newer and newer models, this not only makes it unusable, but witnessing such a constant, ever changing item melt into continually futuristic technology 1000s of years ahead of what we have now, drives you to clinical insanity. You have witnessed things your 21st mind can't possibly comprehend, and you are admitted as a ward of the state for life.