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Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That's a very charitable analogy, because most people don't make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the "semen footprint" fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?