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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

It was the 90s since I last played 40K apart fro a short stint playing Dawn of War.

I found this on Reddit but I'm site-banned so can't ask there. My rough grasp is....

  • The crowned woman is a famous eldar princess type thing?
  • Ultramarine Primarch (Robert Gullman?) is her dad? That doesn't make sense....
  • She's pregnant with his kid??? How can humans and Eldar have kids? I didn't know that was possible.
  • The Emperor is pissed that Ultramarine Rob shagged the eldar?

What did I miss/get wrong?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

Oof. Sorry but you are absolutely not up to date with grimdank memeology.

The eldar woman is Yvraine from craftworld Biel-Tan, she is a prophet for the new eldar goddess Ynnead and goes around the universe trying to find new followers. She's in a sect, in short.

She stumbles upon Belisarius Cawl and helps him revive Roblox Gullible (nobody says Guilliman, you fool).

From that simple thing, people have gotten quite creative in terms of dreaming a relationship between Yvraine and Rubik's Guacamole. Yes many rule34 depravations have naturally followed.

To sum up, in a world where every major hero from 30k has more or less disappeared, the romance of Yvraine and Robust Guitarist is the only chance to repopulate the galaxy with hope and beautiful babies

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I just wanted to say I loved your creative renames of Rotund Guideline

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Rattrap Guillotine reminds me of Benadryl Cumberbund.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always enjoy Rowboat Girlyman

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I am also here for Robot Château Haut Guillebot fandom!

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