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Windows Support (shitposting)

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oh my god i had NO IDEA windows could break!!

(not actual tech support, just linux shitposting lol)

(no hate to Windows users though, Windows is a perfectly valid choice for many people <3)

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Windows Pro help (iusearchlinux.fyi)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window.

I also tried Windows Home but there was no house.

I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think I have a business idea:

  1. Hire a priest
  2. Build a isopropyl bottling line
  3. Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
  4. Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
  5. Sell it as a service
  6. profit