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Mark Zuckerberg made $29 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge (www.cnn.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Mark Zuckerberg made $29 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge::Mark Zuckerberg’s net worth increased by more than $28 billion between your morning coffee and your lunch break.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Step 1: Layoff thousands of employees,

Step 2: Buy back your stock in order to juice the numbers before earnings

Step 3: Utter the word “A.I.” on CNBC a couple of times.

Step 4: Watch as the Market Makers (who are net long your stock) abuse their privilege to boast a single day gain of $200,000,000,000 (two hundred billion dollars)