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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Better version:

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! ๐Ÿ˜€ (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

LMAO yeah I'm keeping it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

100% of people who don't also die

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

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