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[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Better version:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

LMAO yeah I'm keeping it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

100% of people who don't also die

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

No wonder Kojima only drinks movies