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[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (4 children)

we have an excel spreadsheet at my workplace that takes a solid 2 minutes to open and even longer to close and accesses a number of other spreadsheets with read/write access in the background. it's an absolute monster.

(it's essentially a database that keeps track of the calibration dates for our testing equipment)

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am horrified and amazed

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Mostly horrified.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There are numerous reports and databases we work with from other platforms, and for nearly all of them, I just end up feeding it to Excel so I can manage it the way I like. So many of those platforms just have absolute dog shit UIs or refuse to present data in a configurable way, or straight up hide certain things for no reason.

Part of my Monday morning routine is actually exporting a CSV for a couple things that can't be connected directly to excel, hitting Get Data, and letting my custom workbooks do their thing. Watching it all update and present itself in exactly the way I want to see it is so god damn satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

there are definitely reasons to use excel but in my case there is a defined and expected workflow and using excel just makes it unnecessarily slow and error-prone. at this point, the worksheet breaks at least once every 3 months and i'm the one who gets to fix it because i read myself into the worksheet's script and the guy who originally created it doesn't work for us anymore.

the code is (thankfully) well enough commented that additional documentation is not necessary to understand it, so reading yourself into it is thankfully easy enough as long as you know VBA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depending on what functions you have running to make it do all the things, could you have it live on Sharepoint and just access it through Excel online? That offloads a lot of the processing to MS’s servers but does have the disadvantage of being Excel Online, which has some but not all the functions of desktop Excel and the keyboard shortcuts may or may not work. Also, Excel Online doesn’t seem to love macros, which can break things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the only reason that the spreadsheet exist is because of macros (pretty sure the table has over 10.000 lines of VBA, with more in the tables it accesses) but my bosses are thankfully investigating alternatives for a migration of the functions that that table provides.
I sadly am only a trainee at the company, so i don't get too much input beyond fixing whatever breaks with it every so often while it's still in use, but yeah.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Only a trainee…”

Sounds like you’re the only one keeping that thing running. Don’t sell yourself short!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

my boss does appreciate what i'm doing but i just don't have a decision power that someone working in IT would have (i work in the physics/chemistry lab). thanks though, i appreciate the sentiment :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Until it has an odbc connection to a sql server or access db it’s still low level wizardry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

you can access sql from excel? i am now officially horrified.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Next time you open excel go to the data tab and look at all the things it can do.

It really shouldn't do those things, but it can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Since the 90s for a lot of it…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You can issue queries, import and transform the data on demand.