▲ 563 ▼ How much for cuddles? (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 210 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (3 children) Transactional. Keeping score isn't love. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'd totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal. I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues. "Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I'm adding the stickers myself, thanks". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues. Am I the only one alarmed that he's cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don't know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could've been over the course of a few months or longer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* It's 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker. EDIT: It's 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well...must not have to go pee pee very often. EDIT2: For people with the "toilet seat down" problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own...they're like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Plot twist: daddy is bulemic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I would. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago His face tells it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It is when you want mommy to reward your super duper work because your a very good boy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, but I wouldn't call my relationship with my mom "love" either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I'd totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal. I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues. "Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I'm adding the stickers myself, thanks". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues. Am I the only one alarmed that he's cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don't know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could've been over the course of a few months or longer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* It's 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker. EDIT: It's 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well...must not have to go pee pee very often. EDIT2: For people with the "toilet seat down" problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own...they're like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Plot twist: daddy is bulemic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I would. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children) I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues. Am I the only one alarmed that he's cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don't know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could've been over the course of a few months or longer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* It's 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker. EDIT: It's 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well...must not have to go pee pee very often. EDIT2: For people with the "toilet seat down" problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own...they're like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Plot twist: daddy is bulemic. permalink fedilink source parent [–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I would. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don't know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could've been over the course of a few months or longer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* It's 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker. EDIT: It's 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well...must not have to go pee pee very often. EDIT2: For people with the "toilet seat down" problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own...they're like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* It's 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker. EDIT: It's 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well...must not have to go pee pee very often. EDIT2: For people with the "toilet seat down" problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own...they're like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Plot twist: daddy is bulemic. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It is when you want mommy to reward your super duper work because your a very good boy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, but I wouldn't call my relationship with my mom "love" either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Yeah, but I wouldn't call my relationship with my mom "love" either. permalink fedilink source parent
