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Oklahoma proposal would make watching porn a felony, ban sexting outside marriage (nypost.com)

submitted 2 years ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A bill set to be introduced next month would ban consuming or producing sexual content and punish offenders with prison sentences of up to 20 years and $25,000 fines.

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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I would propose expanding the second part to include oral and written delivery, not just digital. The only valid form of sexual dialogue is to be dance.

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[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Written? Guess we'll have to ban the Bible then

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago*

Yes, but they don't know that because they never actually read their "word of god" but get a raging erection when they hallucinate about a "good ol' time" that actually never existed in the first place.

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