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[–] 51 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc....

    Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.

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